Cactus-Ass
I saw Jenny and Brendan's tour group perform, courtesy of their guest tickets, along with Kevin, Jessica, and Chris. We had nice, central, rail seats, and enjoyed the show while sipping our cheap beer. The performers were seamless, as usual, and I enjoyed the show.
However, there was a group that was sitting in the audience that was the definition of obnoxious. They were all barrel-chested and loud and predominantly middle-aged men. There were a couple of women present, one of whom had a
mean rat tail. I mean, this rat-tail had to be like a foot long, at least, and the rest of her hair was all spiky and streaked, not unlike a character in "CATS," as I think Chris pointed out.
Anyway, this group...apparently they were in town for some sort of class and they are all in the electronics field, presumably at the same company.
What they didn't find funny: any sly commentary on politics or the current Presidency. In fact, if there was any wayward comment about Bush or Cheney, they all sat stone-faced and crossed-armed. Okay, their perogative...
BUT:
What they
did find funny: Any stupid-ass, tired sex joke. Suggestions that they yelled out during Improv sets throughout the night included "morning wood," "porno," "priest and altar boy" and something called "cactus-ass," I think. It was "cactus-something." Jenny's group gamely took their cactus suggestion, even though puzzled as to what it meant. Of course it meant something dirty, because every time the cast uttered the words, the electronics group would burst into hoots and high-fives. I'm serious: HIGH FIVES. I kind of hated them (if you can't already tell).
But the worst was that at one point, this (tipsy) couple that was setting at another table started making out heavily, and some of the oafs in this electronics group stood up, hollered, cheered and "woo!-ed" in response. Oh my gah.
The best is what Kevin said about it: "I'm turning Amish so I don't have to use electricity anymore and support these people and their livelihoods."