Celebrating the Suck
After going through some old boxes last night in my parents' basement, I stumbled up
Diary 1987, otherwise known as the scintillating account of my 5th grade year. I remember being drawn to this particular journal while we were on a family trip in Thailand, since it is festooned with white button-eyed kitties jauntily sporting hats (gee, not much has changed, I guess), and I had...to...have...it. And I did.
I love the part in the front that lists holidays. One page is in Thai, and the other page is in English, listing what I think may be American Holidays only. Besides New Year's and Christmas, and other similar days, they also list: Thanksgiving, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Columbus Day, and Election Day (?).
There's a part soon after that with lines that look like those on which you would scribble some music notes. The section is titled: "My favorite song." Let's examine the songs that I chose to list (along with whatever lyrics I could recall), shall we?
Kristin's Favorite Songs 1987
1. I Ain't Missin' You At All ("A Little Bit Of It")
2. Tears Are Not Enough
3. On the Big Rock Candy Mountain
4. *Flash Dance* ("A Little Bit Of It")
5. Christmas On the Beach at Waikiki
6. Cherish the Love We Have
7. Momma Don't 'Llow
8. Time After Time
9. That's What Friends are For
10. We Built this City on Rock & Roll (the piece de resistance!)
Wow, that's pretty incredibly sucky.
It's a pretty boring diary overall, since I hadn't started my high-flying life of coking and toking yet, but I did stumble upon one entry that cracked me up in particular.
Tues Jan 27, 1987
Dear Diary,
I hate Pakistan! I hate I.S.I.! I hate my dad's job! I hate everything that took me away from the States! I even hate the people here--they're so snobby (some)! I wish I were back in the States. I can't wait till this summer.
From,
Kristin Mahan
ps. I hate Pakistan!