Application time
Ah, thank you to the true friend out there (you know who you are) who sent the America's Next Top Model Season 3 application. It's way too long to list, but here are some highlights.

This sentence came straight out of the directions: Don't answer a question hoping to give us an answer we "want" to hear.
I love superfluous quotation marks!

Here are some of the many, many questions:

8. Email address (if you don't have one, tell us why you don't.)

12. Have you ever had a restraining order against you? If so, tell us about it (include dates, city & state)

25. Describe your relationship with your mother.

26. Describe your relationship with your father.

32. How often do you get drunk? How do you act when you get drunk?

49. Do you have a temper? How often do you lose your temper? What provokes you?

52. When was the last time you hit, punched, kicked something in anger? Please provide details.

59. Have you ever been to a nude beach? If so, what was it like?