UPN's "America's Next Top Model," where have you been all of my life?
I watched my first one last night, and it was everything that I want in a show: drama, drama, and more drama. I'm also completely intrigued (and not in a good way) by the bodies of some of these women. There are a few who don't really make me blink--they look relatively normal--but there are a couple of them who are downright gaunt. Like, sickeningly gaunt. The worst was when they brought this one super sassy catwalk coach (where do I sign up?) in, and he made the women practice walking in these flesh colored leotards and 10-inch heels. You could see every goddamn rib and tendon in a couple of their bodies.

And then I remember: the camera is supposed to add ten pounds. what in the hell do these women look like in person? Gack.