Looking back through the Onion archives, I stumbled upon some of my favorite articles. There's this one: "Bush Seeks U.N. Support for "U.S. Does Whatever the Hell It Wants" Plan," "Bush: Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity are Finally Over," and finally my favorite Clinton-era headline: "Clinton Makes Collage for Best Friend." You must check out the collage--every time I look at it, I crack up.