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I just read my dad's comment on the piece about the bathroom painting. For those who haven't checked it out, it's as follows. Awesome.

I, with appropriate parental concern, urge you to devote some time to thinking about how to do all this. The idea of "not enough time" is simply not acceptable. This is not just a story for the amusement of your friends -- this is a test of your character, to say nothing of a contribution to your role in the annals of this family. I've bought two books on painting. Let's talk.

Pater, Father of Monkeys

Dad, what's the "Pater" come from?