Update
My poor boss, they found her car sitting on Georgia Avenue. Or rather, they found her shell of her car. it was completely excavated of its seats, paneling, wiring, radio knobs, etc. What they left: a box of kleenex, an Atlas, ONE of her two pairs of sunglasses, and (hilariously) her car club.

The most amusing thing that they took: her VISUALIZE WORLD PEACE sticker that was propped up in the back window.