Andy Rooney Cracking Me Up
You DC folks may have seen this, but there was a little tidbit in this morning's Washington Post Express that made me chuckle out loud on the metro (for you non-DC folks, the Express is the free ad-laden, news-lite daily distributed outside metro stations in the area...it's a decent diversion and comes with a crossword).

The phone lines and email lines at CBS were set aflame after an Andy Rooney commentary on "60 Minutes" Sunday night. Referring to an earlier statement by Pat Robertson that God told him President Bush would be re-elected in a "blowout," Rooney said God had spoken to him as well. "I wish you'd tell your viewers that both Pat Robertson and Mel Gibson strike me as wackos," Rooney said God said.

Bwah!